necessary maintenance

From time to time I think of quitting my job.

The pros are these: health insurance, a steady paycheck and easy. I know that's not a noun.

Did I mention my job was easy? My job is easy. A child of 8 years old could do my job. In fact, I think there was a time when kids did do my job. The lever goes right the elevator goes up the lever goes left the elevator goes down. People go out people come in.

Easy.

Cons: I don't like working evenings. I want to have a life. I don't like being a flunky. Obsequiousness isn't coming easily anymore. I am way too smart to be a menial, but I can't prove it and no one will give me a chance to do so.

At least the money's good.

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